--Ironies Of Life ~~
--[Croft M Pentz]

--If you build a large business, you're a sinister influence, if you don't you're a failure

--We blame bad luck on others but take credit for good luck for ourselves.

--Luck is what enabled others to get where they are--talent is what enabled us to get where we are.

--If God had really intended men to fly He'd make it easier to get to the airport.

--The metallic age" --gold in you teeth, silver in your hair, and lead in your pants.

--A desk is a wastebasket with drawers.

--Both sugar and vinegar are preservatives, so it seems to boil down to whether you want to be pickled or in a jam.

--Rapp's Law of Inanimate Reproduction: If you take something apart and put it back together, enough times, eventually you will have two of them.

--If the milk business ever becomes a public utility, we suppose that will make a cow holding company.

--It's a sin to play golf on Sunday, the way some play it.

--A dentist is a person who puts two instruments and a hand in your mouth and then asks you a question.

The only way to stay awake during the after-dinner speech is to make it.

The straight and narrow path would not be so narrow if more people would walk it.

Most of the time the shortest distance between two points is under construction.

A repairman is one who can smile when everything goes wrong.

Jelly is a food usually found on on bread, children, and piano keys.
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