---Witty and Wise ~~

--ED: Did you like working at the unemployment office?

FRED/ 'Not really. Even when they fired me, I still had to come in."

--FRANK/ "Is your wife still putting glue on your hunting gear?
--HANK/ 'She denies it, but I'm sticking to my guns."

--FRAN / 'How much do you weigh?
--STAN / 'About 200 pounds with my glasses on.
--FRAN/ 'How much with them off?'
STAN / 'I don't know. I can't read the numbers.''

--Quotables //
"I am not the best driver. I'm safe on two-lane highways, but I might not ride with me if I were me."

--"The very first things that came back months ago, was traffic. Nobody's here, there's no place to go, just traffic with no purpose at all."

--"I seldom get down or depressed. I don't want to waste a minute when I could be enjoying life." [Dick Van Dyke, 95]
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