---One Liners / Provoking and Thoughtful ~~[101 of the World's Funniest One Liners.]
--From; Living Waters Ministry ~~

--A Clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

--As long as there are test, there will be prayer in public schools.

--Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot.

--Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep.

--The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the to the ability to reach it.

--You can't have everything. Where would you put it?

--I took an IQ test and the results were negative.

--Ok, who stopped the payment on my reality check?

--We are born naked, wet and hungry Then things get worse.

--Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home.

--If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

----My mind is like a steel trap, rusty and illegal in 37 states.

--I don' find it hard to meet expenses. They're everywhere.

--Don't steal. The government hates competition.
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