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--What does a runner drink when he is in last place?
--[Ketchup]
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Saul: What does your wife do for a living?
John: It's hard to say.

Saul: Try me.
John: She sells seashells by the seashore.
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--"I miss having my friends to dinner. On the other hand, my wine bills have gone down.'"
-Author John Didion /86
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"My definition of success is only one thing: joy. If you don't have joy,
you don't have success."
--Financial Adviser / D Chopra, -74
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-"People who wear uncomfortable clothes have always been uncomfortable to be around."
--Designer / T. Hilfiger / 70
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---Husband: Honey, do you need anything at the store?
Wife: Why yes, in fact do.
Husband: 'Good. Here's my list. No point in both of us going'. -

-"We can't hope for a better day; we have to work for a better day."
--Dolly Parton / 75
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