--The World's Funniest One Liners~~
--[Living Waters Ministries / Ray Comfort ]

--**'Borrow money from a pessimist--they don't expect it back.'

--**'Time is what keeps things from happening all at once.'

--**'Never answer an anonymous letter.'

--**'I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.'

--**'Always go to other people's funerals, or they won't go to yours.'

--**'No one is listening until you make a mistake.'

--**He who laughs last thinks slowest.'

--**Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.'

--**There are three kinds of people: Those who can count and those who can't.'

--**Why is 'abbreviation" such a long word?'

--**'I started out with nothing and I still have most of it.'

--**'Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.' ~~