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There is no such country as Yugoslavia. Right, for the past ten minutes.


Try nearly two decades. Longer than some people have been alive and, thus, by no means "10 minutes ago" -- nor even "recently" for that matter.

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And Joseph Stalin was a king just like George Bush and George Washington. His sons inherited his throne because of their royal red blood.


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mon·arch /ˈmɒnərk, -ɑrk/ Pronunciation Key - Show Spelled Pronunciation[mon-erk, -ahrk] Pronunciation Key - Show IPA Pronunciation
–noun 1. a hereditary sovereign, as a king, queen, or emperor.
2. a sole and absolute ruler of a state or nation.

In the case of Joseph Stalin, see definition number 2. True communism does not permit a lone, individual leader (otherwise known as a monarch, autocrat, emporer, etc.)

Incidentally, royal blood has always been described as blue, not red.