-- 'They Can't Outsmart Me!

--There were three men in a boat halfway across a lake. The first man suddenly said, "I forgot my lunch," then got out of the boat and walked to shore on top of the water. Later, the second man said, "I forgot my fishing tackle" and also walked across the water to shore. By this time the third man thought to himself, 'They're not going to outsmart me!' "I forgot my bait can," he said and started to walk across the water...but he sank.

The first man said to the second, "Maybe we should have told him where the rocks were."