--Hey! Are You Okay?

--Way out West, a cowboy was driving down a road, his dog riding in back of the pickup truck, his faithful horse in the trailer behind. He failed to negotiate a curve and had a terrible accident.

Sometime later, a state police officer came upon the scene. An animal lover, he saw the horse first. Realizing the serious nature of its injuries, he drew his service revolver and put the animal out of its misery.
He walked around the accident and found the dog, also hurt critically. He couldn't bear to hear it whine in pain, so he ended the dog's suffering as well.

Finally he located the cowboy--who suffered multiple fractures--off in the weeds. "Hey, are you okay?" the cop asked.

The cowboy took one look at the smoking revolver in the trooper's hand and quickly replied, "Who me? Never felt better!"