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Joined: Jun 2008
Posts: 15,835
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--FAMOUS LAST WORDS ~~
"You can make it easy,...that train ain't coming fast."
"Gimme a match. I think my gas tank is empty." ~ 
"Step on her, boy, we're only going 75!"
"Just watch me dive from that bridge." - 
"What? Your mother is going to stay another month?" 
"Say, who's boss of this joint, anyway?" ~ 
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"Young man," said the angry father from the head of the stairs, "didn't I hear the clock strike four when you brought my daughter in?"
"You did, sir," admitted the boyfriend." It was going to strike eleven, but I grabbed it and held the gong so it wouldn't disturb you."
--"The father muttered, "Doggone! Why didn't I think of that in my courting days!" -- 
Jesus said, "I am the way, the truth and the life. No one comes to the Father except through Me." [John 14:6]
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