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-- Smiles for Everyone~
--Your Funnies for Today~
A shoe-salesman who had dragged out half his stock to a woman customer: 'Mind if I rest a few minutes, lady?
Your feet are killing me.' ~~
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-Woman: 'I would like a pair of alligator shoes.
-Salesman: 'Yes, ma'am. What size is your alligator?'
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--"You're the laziest man I ever saw," a construction owner said to an employee. "Don't you do anything quickly?"
"Yes, I get tired fast." ~ 
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-Have any big men ever been born in this town?
"No, just little babies."
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-A man was waiting at an intersection for a circus to pass by. He saw a sign on one of the wagons that read:
"Barney's Circus with 40 Elephants."
He counted the elephants as they crossed the intersection. When he got to 40, he put his car in gear and started to
cross the intersection because he was late for an appointment. Unfortunately, he had miscounted and his car hit and
killed the last elephant.
A week later he got a notice from the circus that he'd have to pay $8,000. He called the circus manager and inquired,
"What's the deal? I only hit one lousy elephant! Why do you want $8,000.
The manager responded, "It's true, you only hit one elephant but you pulled the tails out of the 39 others! Pay up!"
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So a man walks into a Fifth Avenue bank and says, "Pardon me, I'd like to talk with the fella that arranges loans."
The bank teller replies, "I'm sorry but the loan arranger is out to lunch."
"In that case, I'd like to talk to Tonto!" ~~
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First cowboy: 'Why are you wearing only one spur?"
Second cowboy: 'Well, I figure when one side of the horse starts running, the other side will too."-- 
------- THAT'S ALL FOLKS! ENJOY LIFE! SPREAD THE FUNNIES! --
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