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Joined: Jun 2008
Posts: 15,835
Master Elite Member
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--Smiles for the Day~
-"I'm proud of myself.
I finished a jigsaw puzzle
in 6 months, and the box
said 2-4 years!" 
A mother and 5 year old son sitting on the front porch. Mother asks little boy,
"Do you think I'm a bad mom Jimmy?"
Boy replies, "My name is Jack." 
"I was walking home last night and decided to take a short cut through the cemetery...3 girls walked up to me and
explained that they were scared to walk past the cemetery at night, so I agreed to let them walk along with me. I
told them, "I understand...I used to get freaked out too when I was alive."
-Never seen anyone run so fast. ~ 
--Sign in front of Auto Repair Shop~
'A CAR'S WEAKEST PART IS THE NUT HOLDING THE STEERING WHEEL ~~ 
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