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Joined: Jun 2008
Posts: 15,835
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--LAUGH LINES~~
"I don't see why I should have to clean the shower. In my opinion, it's the shower's job to clean me." ~~
"When your wife asks what's on TV, dust is not the right answer."
"My son keeps running around naked, so I sprayed him with Windex. It's supposed to prevent streaking." ~~ 
-"Not sure who this "dry-clean only" shirt thinks it's dealing with." -- 
"Dishwasher broke, so now I'm washing them all by hand like some sort of motherless Disney princess."~
"It's funny how your parents tell you it's their house, but as soon as something needs cleaning, it magically becomes yours too." ~~ 
----------All From Reader's Digest ~~
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