--LAUGHTER~~

--A salesperson stops by to see one of his business customers. Not a soul is in
the office except a Beagle emptying wastebaskets.

"I'll be finished in a few minutes," the Beagle says.
"Incredible!" exclaims the man. "Does your boss know what a prize he has in
you? An animal that talks!"- smile

Alarmed, the Beagle drops the wastebasket. "No, please don't tell him!" he pleads.
"If he finds out I can talk, he'll make me answer the phones too!"
---------
-TWO hours into a flight, the pilot gets on the intercom. "We just lost an engine,"
he announces. "It's all right--we have three more. But the flight will take us an hour
longer."
A half hour later: "We just lost another engine. Don't worry; we have two more. It'll
take us another two hours, though."

In the back, a passenger rolls her eyes. "Great!" she says to her seatmate. "If
we lose the last two engines, we'll be up here all day." ~~ blush