Funny Signs


*SIGN IN A SHOE REPAIR STORE IN VANCOUVER READ:
*We will heel you
*We will save your sole
*We will even dye for you.

*Sign over a Gynecologist Office:
*Dr. Jones, at your cervix.

*In a Podiatrist's office:
*"Time wounds all heels.

*On a Septic Tank Truck:
*Yesterday's Meals on Wheels

*At an Optometrist's Office:
*If you don't see what you're looking for,
You've come to the right place.

*On a Plumber's truck:
*We repair what your husband fixed.

*At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee :
*Invite us to your next blowout.

*On an Electrician's truck:
*Let us remove your shorts.

*In a Non-smoking Area:
*If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and will take appropriate action.

*At a Car Dealership:
*The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment.

*Outside a Muffler Shop:
*No appointment necessary. We hear you coming.

*In a Veterinarian's waiting room:
*Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!

*At the Electric Company:
*We would be delighted if you send in your payment on time.
However, if you don't, YOU will be de-lighted.

*In the front yard of a Funeral Home:
*Drive carefully. We'll wait.

*In a Chicago Radiator Shop:
*Best place in town to take a leak.

*And the best one for last.

*Sign on the back of another Septic Tank Truck:
*Caution - "This Truck is full of Political Promises."