--ON THE LIGHTER SIDE~~
---- (Some Church Bulletin Bloopers)---How to Get to Heaven~
-Reverend Billy Graham tells of a time early in his ministry when he arrived in a small town to preach a sermon.
Wanting to a mail a letter, he asked a young boy where the post office was. When the boy had told him,
Dr. Graham thanked him and said, "If you'll come to the Baptist Church this evening, you can hear me telling
everyone how to get to Heaven."
"I don't think I'll be there," the boy said. "You don't even know your way to the post office."
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--No Parking~
A minister parked his car in a no-parking zone in a large city and attached the following message to his windshield:
"I have circled this block 10 times. I have an appointment to keep.
'Forgive us our trespasses."
When he returned to his car he found this reply attached to his own note, along with a ticket: "I've circled this block
for 10 years. If I don't give you a ticket, I lose my job.
'Lead us not into temptation.' ~~
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--Wholly Holy Bloopers~
-*The ladies of the church have cast off clothing of every kind, and they can be seen in the church basement Friday afternoon.
-*On Sunday a special collection will be taken to defray the expense of the new carpet. All those wishing to do something on the
carpet will please come forward to get a piece of paper.
-*Irving Benson and Jessie Carter were married on Oct. 24 in the church. So ends a friendship that began in school days.
-*This afternoon there will be a meeting in the south and north end of the church. Children will be baptized at both ends.
-*For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs.
-*The pastor will preach his farewell message, after which the choir will sing, "Break Forth into Joy."
-*This being Easter Sunday, we will ask Mrs. White to come forward and lay an egg on the altar.
-*Next Sunday Mrs. Vinson will be soloist for the morning service. The pastor will then speak on "It's a Terrible Experience."
-*Due to the Rector's illness, Wednesday's healing services will be discontinued until further notice.
-*Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our church and community.
-*Twenty-two members were present at the church meeting held at the home of Mrs. Marsha Crutchfield last evening.
Mrs. Crutchfield and Mrs. Rankin sang a duet, "The Lord Knows Why."
-*Potluck Supper: prayer and medication to follow.
-*Don't let worry kill you off--let the church help. ~~ ~~~~~~~~~~
