-----HUMOR / One Liners ~~
--- kermit

--A rubber-band pistol was confiscated from an algebra class

Because it was a weapon of math disruption===
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--No matter how much you push the envelope,

It'll still be stationery==
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--A dog gave birth to puppies near

The road and was cited for littering==
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--A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would

Result in linoleum Blownapart==

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--Two silkworms had a race-

They both ended up in a tie===
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--A hole has been found in the nudist-camp wall,

The police are looking into it++
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--Atheisim is a non-prophet organization ~~
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Two hats were hanging on a hat-rack-

One hat said to the other : you stay here;

I'll go on ahead=== greetingsmaam
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Jesus said, "I am the way, the truth and the life. No one comes to the Father except through Me." [John 14:6]