Wanted: Selfish Capitalist Pig-Dog!

My Kickstarter campaign ended up getting $8,315 in pledges
(woohoo!) and the payments for about $8,000 worth have already
cleared, of which about $7,200 would come to me (even if all the
remaining pledges fail). However, it seems that NOTHING will
actually come to me for another two weeks, and I don't really want
to wait that long to start the project, or to pay some damn bills.
So I'm wondering if there might be an "RSCPD" out there who wanted
this deal: Right now you send me $4,800, and I send you back $5,000
in less than three weeks (equivalent to about 70% annual interest).
Anyone who wants the deal, my e-mail address is below:


Larken Rose
larken@larkenrose.com

(P.S. An added bonus of someone doing this is that it would show
whiny leftist commies how "exploitative capitalism" and
"opportunistic usury"--when NOT based on fraudulent fiat garbage--
is not only voluntary and moral, but is mutually beneficial
to "rich" and "poor.")