Law Of Mechanical Repair: After your hands are coated with grease, your nose will began to itch.

Law Of Probability: The probablity of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act.

Law Of The Telephone: When you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal.

Law Of The Result: When you try to show your tech support how your computer doesn't work-it will.

Law Of Close Encounters: The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone
you don't want to be seen with.

Thanks Lynn! Those are really

--Legalism

THE following hand-lettered signs were prominently displayed around a drive-in restaurant in Pine Grove, California:

-DO NOT BACK IN

-RESTROOMS ARE FOR CUSTOMER USE ONLY

-NOT FOR DIAPER DISPOSAL OR AUTO TRASH (on trash can)

-LOCAL CHECKS FOR AMOUNT OF PURCHASE ONLY

-VANILLA FROSTIES ONLY DIPPED ONE SIZE ONLY

-PLEASE ORDER BY NUMBER

-OBSERVE ALL SIGNS

"Christ is the end of the law so that there may be righteousness for everyone who believes" (Rom. 10:4).

--Phillip W. Gunter

---The Law of Life in Christ
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--BIBLE MEDITATION:
“For the law of the Spirit of life in Christ Jesus hath made me free from the law of sin and death.” Romans 8:2

--DEVOTIONAL THOUGHT:
-I’ve always found airplane flight amazing. They are so heavy, yet they fly! The pilot gets behind the controls, moves the throttle, and those great engines begin to roar. And the first thing you know, you’re flying.

Has the law of gravity been canceled? No, but there’s another law that comes into effect called the law of aerodynamics, which is a greater law than the law of gravity. When you get right with God, the law of sin and death is still there. But there’s a new law. It’s the law of life in Christ Jesus that sets you free from the law of sin and death. As long as you abide in Jesus Christ, then you are free from the law of sin and death.

--ACTION POINT:
Have you been set free? Then, it’s your turn to set another captive free with the Good News. Go out and share this 'free gift' with someone today.

--Adrian Rogers~~