If atheism = science, as we're told, I think it's high time people started employing practical applications.

Got Bugs?
shockedeyes ant

Call the new atheist pest control service. They come to your location and misdefine whatever critter's giving you trouble.

Roaches or rats? Define them as animals that only reproduce every 7 years.

Wasps or hornets? Define them as harmless little beings with an aversion to human company.

Got aliments? Atheist doctors can work quickly and make house calls!
crutches waitingtogo nausea

This is even quicker than you might expect - just define the patient as fully healthy. twothumbsup Piece of cake!!!

No more need for high-cost healthcare hospitalbed nurseblinky

Please now naughty
Let's have no arguments from incredulity.


Dark Matter + Dark Energy = Dark Truth

"We find that such evidence demonstrates that the ID argument is dependent upon setting a scientifically unreasonable burden of proof for the theory of evolution." - Judge Jones Kitzmiller case
http://www.talkreason.org/articles/Falsify.cfm

"To Compel A Man To Furnish Funds For The Propagation Of Ideas He Disbelieves And Abhors Is Sinful And Tyrannical." - Thomas Jefferson

"And can the liberties of a nation be thought secure when we have removed their only firm basis, a conviction in the minds of the people that these liberties are the gift of God? That they are not to be violated but with his wrath?" - Thomas Jefferson