Space Aliens Disprove Evolution !!!

Oh yes, this is fun stuff. We all know the evostory, and we all know they love their space alien fantasies, and look forward to worshiping anything that arrives to "lead mankind into the new age" and whatnot.

This is a little tricky, for we have to examine all possible scenarios, AND we have to remember to play by the rules of evolutionism.

Now if there are Space Aliens, will they all be perfect, error-free clones? That's one possibility after all, right? Well, if they're all perfect clones they can't evolve. Evolution requires copying errors called "mutations".

Okay - that's out of the way. There are Space Aliens, and they evolved, so they aren't all perfect clones. Check.

Now was Earth seeded? If Earth was seeded, ID is correct and evolutionism is false. It is a tenet of evolutionism that ID is irreconcilably incompatible, so evolutionism would be false in that case also. Earth cannot have been seeded by these Space Aliens, and the Space Aliens are not perfect clones. Check.

Are we all perfect clones? I know, I know, it's silly. I'm trying to do this somewhat formally, so I'm mentioning every last possibility, not leaving anything out. No perfect clones - check.

Now then, since we're not clones and they're not clones, there must exist variation between Earthingling life and Space Alien life. Anywhere there is variation, there is microevolution. And in Evoland, it is dogmatic that microevolution is just an artificial distinction - it's ALL the same evolution. The fact that you look different than your brother, sister, cousin or ancestor is all it takes to prove all life has a common ancestor - that's straight-up evo-talk there.

So then this means Earth life must share a common ancestor with Space Alien life. There is variation among both the Space Aliens and the Earthlings and that requires that all have a single common ancestor. This is the only possibility, or evolutionism is false.

Since evolutionism can't be false according to evolutionism, and we must share a common ancestor with the Space Aliens, it seems there is a big problem. In order to share a common ancestor, the Earth would've had to have been seeded. ...Or as a last-ditch, desperate attempt to save the religion, one might posit that it was the other way 'round. The only possibility left is that Earthlings seeded the Space Aliens' planet.

But that final try fails. No amount of sobbing can help it either. You see if Earthlings seeded the Space Aliens' planet, that would make ID true on their world. That would mean they didn't evolve.

And that exhausts all possibilities. Count them up and see.