If this isn't good for a laugh, I don't know what is.
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"Evolution" is a dread word for more than just a handful of backwoods schools in America's Bible belt. "Many schools don't use the 'e' word," says Lawrence Lerner, emeritus professor of physics at California State University, Long Beach. In its place, he says, are misleading euphemisms such as "change over time" and "variation".

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He left one out: "Change in allele frequencies". I believe allele frequencies change, and I have informed evolutionists that I believe it; yet they don't consider me an evolutionist. They dismiss the suggestion without a moment's thought. The response has been universal, so far. It just makes them angry.

Dark Matter + Dark Energy = Dark Truth

"We find that such evidence demonstrates that the ID argument is dependent upon setting a scientifically unreasonable burden of proof for the theory of evolution." - Judge Jones Kitzmiller case
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