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#49304 04/14/09 05:31 PM
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Gertrude lives on the 30'th floor of a condo building. Whenever she comes home and enters the elevator, she will go straight to the 30'th floor only if someone else is in the elevator with her. Otherwise, she will got to the 26'th floor then walk up the stairs to the 30'th. Why?

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Hi Denis, ((( Smiles )))

That one has me stumped..
Who is that someone else that can make the elevator travel 4 floors up that Gertrude can't??
Someone that operates the elevator..
I have no idea what the answer could be??
Interesting...

Take Care
Lynn

Lynnmn #49354 04/15/09 07:09 PM
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Hi there Denis and Lynn!

WOW! This one is really neat! I like your answer Lynn, If you are saying, 'maybe the elevator operator only controls it up to the 26th floor, then you must walk the rest of the
4 flights'?

Is that what your guess is, Lynn? It's those two words, 'only if' that puzzle me. Oh NO! Now I'm seeing the word 'OTHERWISE'. LOL! dance This is hysterical. Maybe Bex will join in with her guess. I'll have to ask my husband when he comes in from Church. Or maybe tomorrow?

Thanks Denis. I wonder where you come up with these doozies? Blessings, Abishag <><


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Abigail #49355 04/15/09 07:45 PM
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Hi Abishag, ((( Smiles )))

It sure is a baffler indeed!
I thought the other person on the elevator was the elevator opperator..
My husband said it was the building owner ...
Ha Ha!
Gertrude has to go with the person in the elevator for some reason and do something else when that person is not there..
Maybe she's an employee a maid or something & she cleans between the 26th and 30th floor's..
I have no idea what she does unless she lives on 26th floor and this person lives on the 30th..
There friends or she has a job on the 30th floor.
Confusing indeed..
What does Gertrude do in her spare time Denis???

Lynnmn #49363 04/16/09 10:23 AM
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confused Oh Lynn! You are just toooooo funny!

I thought I was on the right 'trail' for some sort of answer, then I read all what you posted and now I'm REALLY CONFUSED!!!! Ha! Ha! (((((smiles)))))

OK, this is what my husband came up with this morning, before dashing off for work. (We live on the ground floor) :-)

WHY?= "GERTRUDE WAS SHORT AND COULD ONLY REACH THE BUTTON FOR THE 26 th FLOOR. SHE NEEDED A TALLER PERSON TO REACH THE BUTTON FOR THE 30th FLOOR. " ??????

Oh Denis! This is totally AWESOME, INDEED! I'm terrible on Riddles. LOL!

So I will give it one guess.

"Gertrude has an elderly mother, (I'm laughing hysterically as I type this)...the mother lives on the 30th floor with Gertrude. So, Gertrude will get off with Mother IF she is with her in the elevator.
If mother is NOT with her, Gertrude (gets off on the 26th floor),and walks up the stairs for exercise." kookoo

Oh Denis, you are just too cool! Thanks and bless
you, Abishag <><
I await the correct answer......IMpatiently!


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Abigail #49393 04/16/09 07:55 PM
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Hi Abishag, (((Smiles)))

I like that..
The elevator has no stool so Gertrude needs help and her Mother is taller..
Her Mother being elderly can't exercise but Gertrude can.
So she climbs the stairs for her health.
So her mother is the elevator operator..
OOOhhhhh.. I put too many pp's in operator above.
Must have been a computer stutter..
((( Smiles ))) & (((((Hugs)))))

Great Scott..
Where is he when you need him????????????
Help!

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GERTRUDE WAS SHORT AND COULD ONLY REACH THE BUTTON FOR THE 26 th FLOOR. SHE NEEDED A TALLER PERSON TO REACH THE BUTTON FOR THE 30th FLOOR. " ??????


Yes, Gertrude was very short. Someone else could reach the button for the 30'th floor but she could not.

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LOL.

Gertrude should carry something long enough to reach the 30th button.: )

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Ya.. ((( Smiles )))

Like a baton, plus baton twirling is great exercise she can do in lew of walking up thoses stairs.
Or a teachers blackboard pointer..
She needs to carry a big stick.
Or use stilts.

cheersmily

To Abishags hubby...
Good Job!

Plus good one Denis..
I liked that.

Lynn


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