I don't know what "evodates" are any more than I know what "evopriests" or "evogoggles" are. If I made up silly names for creationists I'd be told I was slandering them, but unlike you I do not have an irresistable desire to belittle my opponents rather than engage with what they are saying.

Geologists don't make lots of guesses. One type of dating they use is radiometric. If you're going to wave away scientists whose life's work this is and who compare data and peer review each other rigorously, then you sure as heck need to cough up some evidence that they are in fact simply making assumptions.