Still think you have all the answers eh CTD?
"God did it" is an historically correct answer to many questions. It does explain how, to some extent. The answer to how the cake got on the table: Mother put it there. You can continue asking questions until the limit of the responder's knowledge (or patience, in some cases) is reached. How did she put it there? How did she obtain it?
We interupt your denial of reality to bring you this brief message:
No, that explains why it is on the table. Did she use magic to put it there, have a servant move it there, or did she assemble it there from other parts moved to the table by means unknown? How is not explained.
Strangely with the "god did it" answer you can't get any further than finding the cake on the table.
Now you can resume ranting against reality.
Enjoy.