It's certainly a good thing I'm not moderator of this forum for I would siteban any and all self-professed evolutionists. They are, after all, servants of Beelzebub. They are the one single cause of the world's griefs and despair, having spun their evoweb and encompassing the globe with its sticky strands of lies and deceit.

This is exactly what Conservapedia talks about. These very ideals are in an encylopedia, folks! If it's in an encylopedia then it's obviously the real deal. Like, what, I'm so sure an encylopedia would lie! Please.

And behold the knowledge was mine and mine alone to give, for all others are like cattle before me, hell kine to be swept aside with the might of the Lord.
Leviticus 25