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Dear members,
I have been reading a few thread that have been very intense lately and I thought a few jokes might help to ease this tension .. even for a minute .. a laugh can be healing

A carrot walks across the street and gets hit by a car. It's rushed to the ER.
The doctor at the hospital tells the carrot that he has good and bad news. "The
good news is that you are going to live .. The bad news is you are going to be a vegetable the rest of your life."

A man walks into a psychiatrist's office with nothing on but Saran wrap for underwear.
The doctor exclaims "I clearly see your nuts!"

Laughter is the one of best medicines <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />

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u got me laughing lol!

thanx for this thread DeeCee, it's a nice touch.

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lol funny!!! Thanks Deecee, that was kind of corny <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" /> (excuse the pun hehehehe).

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This link has many silly puns.

http://www.bored.com/sillypuns/index.htm


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