The Adventures of Evo-Woman and Circle Boy /Deep in the underground complex of the X Organization, Circle Boy reports for duty./
Circle Boy:
I am prepared and awaiting instructions.
X4: A situation has come up. Evo-Man is
You are assigned to work with :bellydance: until he recovers. Proceed to Baltimore, MD and assist her.
Circle Boy:
Yes, my master.
Rolled in from another town,
Hit some gold too hot to settle down,
But a fool and his money soon go separate ways,
And you found a fool lyin in a daze,
Ee-Evo-Woman! Ee-Evo-Woman! Ee-Evo-Woman! Ee-Evo-Woman!..................................
/Circle Boy arrives just in the nick of time. Evo-Woman has been confronted by a dangerous fact/
Circle Boy:
Evo-Woman:
yourself! Can't you see I'm busy!
Fact:
En garde, Evo-Woman!
Evo-Woman: Goggle up, Circle Boy! I don't want to lose you
Circle Boy:
Goggles on, Evo-Woman. How can I help?
Evo-Woman: Establish a link to the database, and be quick about it!
Fact:
I'm gonna knock some sense into you, Evo-Woman.
Circle Boy:
Power on... Logging in...
...Link established!
Evo-Woman: Hurry, Circle Boy. Lies-on-file, Class 14, Genetics, is there a listing?
Circle Boy:
Got it!
Evo-Woman: Okay Fact, by the power vested in me by the lies in the database, I hereby proclaim you a PRATT, and banish you. Be gone!
Fact:
Circle Boy:
Evo-Woman:
But we can't celebrate too long. We have a report of students asking questions in Baton Rouge. There are indications IDeas may be involved.
Hey woman, you got the blues,
cos you aint got no one else to use.
Theres an open road that leads nowhere,
So just make some miles between here and there.
Ee-Evo-Woman! Ee-Evo-Woman! Ee-Evo-Woman! Ee-Evo-Woman!........................................
/Arriving at Mint Julep Middleschool, it's obvious things are out of control./
Students:
Evo-Woman:
We need to find the
Circle Boy:
The principal told him to take some time off, with pay. He's in his
Evo-Woman: You stay here and
Be on the lookout for any trace of IDeas. I'll talk to the
We better play it safe, Circle Boy. Don full battle gear.
Circle Boy:
Goggles on. Head up and locked!
/Arriving at the
, Evo-Woman managed to locate the
: Who's there?
Evo-Woman: You're safe now. It's :bellydance: Can you tell me what happened?
: Well, we were just starting the third day of indoctrination, when a bunch of questions came up. Next thing I knew,
It all happened so fast! It was a nightmare!
Evo-Woman: Calm down. And stop
You're perfectly safe now. Just be calm and try to remember what kind of questions were involved.
:
I'll stay here if you don't mind. The questions were about fossils, and homology, and natural selection...
Evo-Woman: Stop stop stop. That could be a hundred different things, all dangerously valid. I need to know which specific questions were involved. We have thousands of lies on file, but we have to know what we're dealing with. More importantly, did you see any sign of IDeas in the area?
: I'm sorry. It all just happened so fast! They were asking about
and :halloweenbat: and :chickenwalk: . And our books are so out-of-date, we really don't have...
Evo-Woman: Nonsense! Out-of-date books are no excuse. Just what do you think is so out-of-date about your books?
: Well, Piltdown Man has been debunked for...
Evo-Woman: Piltdown Man is an outstanding example of how science works! Mistakes are made, and science catches them. It's supposed to work that way.
: But you have to admit, they should have figured it out a lot sooner. And after it was caught, why couldn't it be taken out of the textbooks?
Evo-Woman: Horse evolution was debunked just about as long ago, and I don't hear you complaining about that!
: It was?
Evo-Woman:
That's enough IDea talk! I'm putting you on report. If we took all the debunked ape-men out of the books, we wouldn't have anything left. That's out of the question!
:
I was just trying to help. I'm sorry.
Evo-Woman: I suppose I can overlook it this time. But I better not ever catch you questioning out-of-date concepts again. Everything we stand for is at stake!
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/Having no luck with her investigation, Evo-Woman decides to return to the Middleschool./
Evo-Woman how you done me wrong,
But now you're tryin to wail a different song,
Ha ha funny how you broke me up,
You made the wine now you drink the cup
Ee-Evo-Woman! Ee-Evo-Woman! Ee-Evo-Woman! Ee-Evo-Woman!Circle Boy:
Love your themesong, Evo-Woman. I always was a big ELO Speedwagon fan
Evo-Woman: Any sign of IDea involvement?
Circle Boy: This is a new assignment for me. I'm afraid I wouldn't know an IDea if I met one.
/Evo-Woman and Circle Boy have been spotted by the students/
Students:
Hi strangers!
Evo-Woman: Mission aborted! Let's get out of here!
Evo-Woman and Circle Boy:
Circle Boy: What now, Evo-Woman?
?
Evo-Woman: Yes,
I'm afraid we have no choice. I just hope the parents aren't
Contact headquarters and request a full media blitz as well.
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I have chosen to take Post #252946 in the
Cracking Down thread as a challenge. Put your words in my mouth, will you? Let us now see who writes better fiction! I'm confident my fiction is more credible, more entertaining, and of higher overall quality than that of the competition. And my work is presented as fiction - I don't try to pass it off as anything else.
