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And your answer is this?

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Judges 9:7
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[7] And when they told it to Jotham, he went and stood in the top of mount Gerizim, and lifted up his voice, and cried, and said unto them, Hearken unto me, ye men of Shechem, that God may hearken unto you.
So was this the result or evolution, or was it the result of evolutionism? I don't think it's a tough call.

I am confused as to how this is an answer to my question. Are you trying to say that every time a person in the Bible said "listen to me so that I can tell you what God says", that the following information is just a story or parable? Sounds a little over simplified to me.
Now my answer is:
Take that defective story back to the atheist who sold it to you & get a refund. You presented it as if it was written that the trees met together & had a discussion. What was written was that a man told such a story.

Maybe your atheist pals can interpret it for you as well. You seem to trust their opinions to the extent you don't even verify any silly thing they claim. Your pattern shows you prefer their interpretations anyway, so ask them.

Dark Matter + Dark Energy = Dark Truth

"We find that such evidence demonstrates that the ID argument is dependent upon setting a scientifically unreasonable burden of proof for the theory of evolution." - Judge Jones Kitzmiller case
http://www.talkreason.org/articles/Falsify.cfm

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