Sorry to post on Sunday morning. Come back later - this could eat up some time.

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Yet these "others" also fail to provide one scrap of evidence that "stupification' is occurring.
Oh? Have you asked them? And just how much more evidence is required?

But just for laughs, here's some.
That was evidence; good evidence, but now prepare to witness rock-solid PROOF! That's the video. Here are the lyrics
My name is D to the I to C to the K, Yeah I'm the Dickie D,
I gots my PhD and comin' your way on the Youtube to bust your world view so just listen to me and don't you argue.

You see, this battle's been ragin' since Zeus was on the bottle,'tween Science like Democritus and Faith like Aristotle,
who said the mover was unmovin' like some magic trick but
that's no good logic, my posse is far too quick for this
religious sthick.

Cos science is the only way to know y'all, you stand with me y'all, or you can fall y'all

So go ahead and take your pick...

ES: Yeah you tell him Rick ...
Darwin : Cos if you don't know me ...

RD: YOU DON'T KNOW DICK!!

Chorus : Yeah he's the Dick to the Doc to the PhD,
he's smarter than you he's got a science degree!
Yeah he's the Dick to the Doc to the PhD,
he's smarter than you he's got a science degree!

SH:On the shoulders of midgets we built up this machine,
DD:YEAH!!!

RD: Science silenced that watchdog wingnut Paley
growing stronger and harder almost daily, storming Wilber by force as we framed the discourse that faith and science are split in schismatic divorce.

Then Darwin took to the seas to see what no one had seen, and ever since then we've been increasingly keen, they may never adore us, but they'll no longer ignore us,

give it to 'em PZ hit these BLEEP with the chorus!!!

Chorus : Yeah he's the Dick to the Doc to the PhD,
he's smarter than you he's got a science degree!
The Dick to the Doc to the PhD,
he's still smarter than you he studied biology!


Then there was Darrow dukin' it out with the straight and the narrow,
a ragin' bull in the ring, he did his thing, and took it on the chin like he was Bobby De Niro.

We might have lost at Scopes, beaten down by the dopes, and the stooges of popes, but in losin' we coped, becomin' more than we hoped, creationists slipped on the soap of their own slippery slope.

What was impossible, improbable, is now wholly unstoppable untoppleable, the Dick Doc'll roll up as you creationists foldup

you haters talkin' bull,
don't you know that this Dick is BLEEP blockable ...

Chorus : Yeah he's the Dick to the Doc to the phd,
he's smarter than you he's got a science degree!
The Dick to the Doc to the phd,
he's still smarter than you he studied biology!

Now the machine of our making, sees culture ripe for the taking,

Cos I'm the rappinest, rabidest atheist who unlike the Catholic, Muslim or even the Jew, believes that no God but science could ever be true, hell if I was dyslexic I'd even hate "dog" too.

Time to open your eyes, get yourself wise, the age of science will rise to be religion's demise,

and while you churchies all cry, shouting 'why God oh why,' I'll still be poppin' my collar earning more dollars than Allah.

Hollah!

Chorus : Yeah he's the Dick to the Doc to the phd,
he's smarter than you he's got a science degree!
The Dick to the Doc to the phd,
he's still smarter than you he studied biology!

Chorus : Yeah he's the Dick to the Doc to the phd,
he's smarter than you he's got a science degree!
The Dick to the Doc to the phd,
he's still smarter than you he studied biology!

Now for the good part. If you're sensitive to extremely foul language of different types, you can just laugh at the video & skip the proof. These atheist websites are unpleasant, but funny -really funny. The clowns don't get it.
PZ posted it himself!
BAUT loved it
Dick himself didn't approve, but his fans did

Didn't fool 100%, but I'd say 2/3 of them at least.

These jokers analyzed the tar out of that video. I haven't read all of what they wrote, but so far nobody's spotted 2 huge risks the songwriter took:
1."as we framed the discourse that faith and science are split in schismatic divorce." Acknowledges setting up a false dichotomy.
2. Right behind it "Then Darwin took to the seas to see what no one had seen, " Speaks for itself. None of their own would ever acknowledge this, not even in this context. Long ago, maybe Huxley in a spell of double-talk; maybe Darwin - um er, surely Darwin in soft-sell mode. But not today. Absolutely not.

A third dead giveaway is the reference to Aristotle, but evolutionists have such a strong aversion to history that this wasn't risky. They take their history like they take their science - spoon-fed.

I peeked ahead to the end, and eventually they somehow figured it out. Here's my best jewel of conceit so far
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1. The lyrics are pro-science;
2. The scientific references in the text are far too numerous and knowledgable for creationists;
3. IDers would not use the word “creationism”. I think this is the killer arument;
4. The expelled logo is not the real logo of the movie (ducking copyright?);
5. The machine in the intro is a metaphor for science;
6. It makes the scientists look cool. Surely if this was a viral marketing campaign run by a PR firm they would not make that mistake. They are not that stupid…

And finally an ad hominem to please this crowd: Creationists simply can’t make something this awesome.
Let me know if you find better. I haven't read but about half the material so far, and I could've easily missed something.

Last edited by Russ Tanner; 04/30/08 01:27 PM.
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