The Theory of Skunk Funk explains the presence of Homology, Variation, Geologic Layers, Pattern of Geologic Layers, Third Class Transitionals, Fourth Class Transitionals, Fossils, Rudimentary Organs, Polymorphism, Natural Selection, and Pattern of Fossils.

The Theory of Skunk Funk hypothesizes that all these things are the result of a random, unobserved spraying event, perpetrated by a random, unobserved skunk. I confess that to some there may appear grave difficulties for the Theory of Skunk Funk.

We shall be testing the hypothesis against the existence of Homology, Variation, Geologic Layers, Pattern of Geologic Layers, Third Class Transitionals, Fourth Class Transitionals, Fossils, Rudimentary Organs, Polymorphism, Natural Selection, and Pattern of Fossils.

Since the theory isn't falsified by any of these tests, who can fail to see its merit? Since the theory is new, I suggest that it be rigourously retested again and again until we're confident it is indeed factual. Please, nobody hold back when verifying that Variation occurs, or that Homology can be demonstrated. Prove beyond all shadow of doubt whether or not there exist Geologic Layers, etc.

Finally, we must not omit the most crucial test of all: in nature, whenever a skunk sprays, the theory predicts the result will be funky!


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