It's a bird, it's a plane....... NO, IT"S MERCURY MAN!

Mercury Man - or just call him M-Man! Sometimes known as Quick Silver. Faster than a speeding bullet! No - he takes a long time to do his dirty work. Able to leap tall buildings in a single bound - no, he just slowly flows around them.

Mercury Man is delusional - he sounds like a superhero, but he is really just another middle aged, balding, big bellied, bruiser who got a load of fillings in his teens. Now he spends his days trying to figure out how to save the world, and how to become more popular than Batman and the other superheroes. He does side gigs promoting tasty products like Toxi-Toasties, and guest appearances at Big Time Wrestling events.

Now, if we can just get this run as a commercial on TV, or on SNL, we might make raise awareness.

I agree sunflower, small print and chinese at the bottom - you need a magnifying glass to read it....

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TW