"Eating Toxi-toasties may cause serious side effects like your face turning blue, and your head falling off. So check with your doctor to see if ToxiToasties are right for you."

Make it a little dweeby kid with black glasses with one lens broken and tape on the other. He's got a t-shirt on that says, "Sugar...ummm, ummm, good." Have his slovenly mother push him out the door saying, "I'll be at the school at 4 to take you for your flu shot."

You get the picture?

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