First off, a little trivial business. "Rock-to-man", for those who still might not realize it, ain't no strawman.
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What is more, the process that scientists believe kicked off life on earth could still be going on in the deep right now.
``Could life be starting again now at hot springs in the modern ocean? Almost certainly yes, but it must be eaten in a trice by hungry microbes already there,'' Cann said. Conversely, if things had been a little different, the Earth could have remained a lifeless planet. The right kind of rocks had to be present to form hydrogen in the hot springs and the reaction of hydrogen and carbon dioxide only gives just enough energy for life to start. ``If both of those hadn't been true, then we wouldn't be here,'' Cann said.

Not that that's out of the way, I'm callin' dibs on the first hemi formed by ahumanogenesis. And the first refridgerator, VCR, TV, laptop, and V-twin motorcycle. See, I been thinkin', and I'm really sure things haven't ever come together on their own and formed complex machines. But just in case... I'm callin' dibs.

Considering how vast the complexity of the "simplest" life, random generation should have created many billions of the things I listed long before it could have created life, right?

Dark Matter + Dark Energy = Dark Truth

"We find that such evidence demonstrates that the ID argument is dependent upon setting a scientifically unreasonable burden of proof for the theory of evolution." - Judge Jones Kitzmiller case
http://www.talkreason.org/articles/Falsify.cfm

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