They were . . . squished into oil.
Pardon me, I need to stop rolling on the floor laughing. Have these guys ever set foot in a high school science class? It beggars belief. Please tell me how science has got it so very, very wrong. Maybe you can then explain to me how white is black, black is white, and the tooth fairy is real.
Oil is actually formed from decayed organic matter, it is a scientific fact, Maybe you missed that class.
Coal is something else altogether. If you squish coal hard enough it turns into diamond, not oil. The oil gets squished out I guess.
Linda, how much poop do you estimate you have thus generated in your lifetime so far, as one tiny person? A ton? 10 tons? Guesstimate -2-4 pounds per day times 365 days a year times 32 years or so...
wow, you are quite the organic sludge producer. Ever thought of going into business?
Don't use matches in the bathtub when you fart either... you could burn your lips!
You know, I've often wondered why someone doesn't simply harness all the methane in Nebraska. They could probably heat and light all the homes in Omaha with it endlessly.. there is one thing Nebraska is famous for, and that is it's methane levels. Just think, you were weaned on it.
