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Actually, what amazes me is that anyone at all accepts that rocks self-assemble into complex machines.

I don't know a single evolutionist who believes that. What's more, I don't know a single school of thought within evolution which espouses such beliefs as you propose.

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But, of course, this is the best form of "intellect" that atheists can provide for us.

I feel like a broken record.

EVOLUTIONISM DOES NOT EQUAL ATHEISM (and vice versa.)