Um hmm, they do. Maybe they have a little extra cash to buy stuff like this because they didn't spend their money on condoms for their 12 year olds. And the 12 year olds might even have a little extra time to think about it because their minds aren't consumed with trying to rationalize depressing thoughts about things like anal sex and how do 2 mommies make a baby.

It's amazing the things you can buy with the extra money you've got because you didn't buy evolution. Gosh, just think of the money you'll save just because you don't have to send birthday cards to all your relatives in the zoo!! It all adds up.

I met this guy once who swore that the rocks near his house would form faces and talk to him. I don't know, really I think maybe he had a drug problem. But, if you've got the money to buy it, I'm sure evolution can explain it, right Linda? We can write a lesson plan and it will all make cents to someone.