I don't understand what you are asking here. Where all the dirt came from - ? What do you mean, show you the fossil record? Here's an idea. Try setting foot in a natural history museum and see the "fake" evidence for yourself. Pick up a basic science book. Wait -- no, it's all lies.

Why am I obliged to put forward evidence here for the whole of evolution? I've said before, it would fill a library. And you could brush it all off with a sentence anyway -- "it's all lies." The problem is that in order to be accepted as a plausible theory, creationism has to show that it explains the available evidence better than evolution. The fact that no one has been able to do this is why evolution continues to be the accepted model.

I've also said twice in the past day that evolution does not say that rocks evolved. I suspect you know this but would like to keep pushing this strawman argument for the sake of rhetoric. No one is going to be convinced by it apart from other creationists.