can't possibly be pinworms actually because I'd have an itchy butt.

My butt is not that itchy... not all the time anyway.

so I am in my last parasite cleanse days here Sunshine.. oh I read today somewhere that tapeworms can cause low blood sugar... maybe I have a tapeworm too people have said that to me for years... i eat so much and stay so thin... maybe it's one of those God things... a hint from the divine thoughtspace I should have taken a good few years ago...

but anyway I am in my last few days here... and I am whamming them!! Whatever they are. Big doses, and I even got brave enough to add just a little bit of the wormwood formula... it made me fall asleep though... but I did work all day so that is probably ok.

Look at this one item on my wormwood OTC cleanse package... Cape aloe.. in the capsule! aloe in a capsule... that cannot possibly be worth much.

So I cut a big chunk off the aloe plant and ate that for an extra added attraction.

About halfway through being real sick... like in about February or March i noticed this pinching sensation in my side... probably critters proliferating and sucking my blood there because the heavy duty parasite cleansing has made it go away finally. I hope it stays away.

I do seem to be decended from tapewormy ancestry according to my research. And my grandmother did die from an intestinal blockage (read - tapeworm -BIG).

I suppose anything is possible. I will make a point of staying away from sailors in the future too. Now at least I know what all those big distended bellies around really are. I just always thought everyone was fat. At least mine never got to that stage.

The only thing I am ever going to eat in a restaurant again is ... BEER!