Not a chance in hell I’m gonna even attempt to bath the cats. No way.

Yeah, olive oil and sun, not a good combo. I remember in my youth, travelling to Rome and sunbathing on the beach there. I put baby oil on to “top-up” my tan.
What a cock! That was the worse sunburn I ever had, and I was backpacking too. Ouch!

I start most days with OPing for 20 mins. Its pretty boring sitting around doing that so I always have 10 minutes of dryskin brushing, then I use virgin coconut oil as an all over massage and my skin is soft n smooth like a likkle fluffy lambkin. Especially my feet. My feet are real double triple super duper soft, which is exactly what I need. I wear shoes all day. I am a bloke. I don’t care about my feet. My whole body is completely screwed up, most of my internal organs are stuffed full of gunk, but I have lovely softy wofty feety weety. Great!

Can I have scabby feet and everything else working please?

"All truth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed. Second, it is violently opposed. Third it is accepted as being self-evident."

Sunshine