Continually beating his door down with your negative retorts isn't exactly the way to not get his negative attention though, not a position I would want to be in personally. But again, it's your life.

So, then, God is like a pretty good guy, who is cool up to a point with being mocked. But don't cross the line or he'll get pissed, right?

I feel so sorry for people like you who consider this an actual spiritual belief. This is childish fantasy you're indulging in. It may make you feel good, but it's just cheap, empty calories.

It's time to let go of this silliness and become a grownup with a real spiritual life. one that doesn't require constant reference to an absurd book called the bible that isn't interesting on any dimension. A spiritual life that gets beyond seeing a creator of the universe as a really nice Dad that you'd like to have.

You have an exceptionally pathetic and depressing belief system.