Caller ID is helpful. Never answer calls from 800 numbers.

Of course some would say I'm biased against users of 800 numbers, grouping them all into one category like brown eggs here, white eggs there, speckled eggs in that corner, tomatoes in another...

Funny thing is, I am always sorry about answering calls from 800 numbers. A little bit of experienced discrimination does help make my day more pleasant even though I know it's politically incorrect. Luckily, I am not a politician.

Bread here, butter there... bacon in the garbage can.