Puffed up... mmm.. I expected that. My daughter gets the same nonsense from bully classmates who envy her good grades. I imagine they learn it at home from their parents who behave the same way. Some parents teach their kids to read and others rely on poorly educated teachers to do the things they should do themselves. C'est la vie, what can I tell ya. But, Elvis, I'm not puffed up enough to convince myself of lies, even less puffed up to teach lies to others and much less bloated than your own contrived performance. Ignorance and the will to retain it even when the truth stares you in the face takes quite a bit of puffing.

Guardian angels,,, everybody has one... most likely a myth to help children sleep at night, but you'd better hope and pray you've got one. I somehow don't see one at a wiccan meeting much less within the life of an atheist who has no need for God though...but the devil has his angels too so you might get some leeway there.

Egan, most of your ideas strike me as beyond retarded so you you can quit trying to convert me. You're a lot like an excited 2 year old who just discovered toilet paper and the potty but hasn't figured out how to use either yet. Yes, yes Egan, we know about the potty, settle down.