Ah'm kinda late for the party but hadta wait for ma suit to get back from the decontaminaters.
Way back when ma response was woefully inept, (page 1, fools rush in ) Ah was on the tail of a tiger. Ma temperature shot up ta 104 plus and Ah was under the illusion Ah had bacome ma red Chinese carp patterened swing sofa cushions. An Ah was lookin so fine, for hours Ah was layin there tryin ta compose ma deeper feelins on this sublect an lay all ma good thoughts on y'all, thinkin, "aw Elvis y'all are lookin SO fine." Then the green snot took me over, green an red, kinda festive, no?

But ya know, it's kinda hard to type as a sofa cushion, much as Ah tried, couldn't log in for starters. Naw, y'all are readin it right , really thought Ah WAS ma cushions. An this big ol fever was accompanied by the meanest headache Ah ever did have for 5 days, plus all ma joints was tightened to breakin, plus the chills an hellfire burnin... and the cough to make ya puke... prolly leavin somethin out here,
ok, so Ah'm gonna leave this "flu" right here, but I'll be comin back to it.

Course Ah believe in God, but that don't mean Ah know who or what it is. Ah already bored some a y'all before with this cuz Ah'm one a the few folks hereabouts with past life recall. An with this experience, a body also has a lil remembrance a the place in between lives, some folks call it the interlife or the spirit world. Ah got a lil remembrance a this here place , it's kinda like a real lovin but tough fast track school, (after y'all are finished in the healin chambers) where ya gotta look at all the good and bad a your last pitiful or valient efforts and work out the plan for the next descent into the ring a life. Karma, basically, gets worked out.
Don't anabody wonder why some poor sod has a pitiful existence a six months a starvation an thats the whole entire life they get, an some other self satisfied creep gets a whole lifetime a eatin pot-noodles and Krispy -kremes in front a the telly? Yeah, that makes sense, don't it?

Welp, Ah never try an convince nobody, fact is, not sure iffen Ahm supposed to mention this stuff at all. Most organized religions have been supressin the knowledge a reincarnation for centuries cuz hell fire and damnation don't go hand in glove with this info an makes it much harder to manipulate the masses without the kingsize dose a fear. Anaways, Ah love the laws a karma, sometimes Ah wish they'd just speed their [censored] up a bit.
Amongst many a the things Ah believe cuz a ma knowledge is that personal responsibility is number 1, that means can't blame nobody for nothin. Drag, ain't it. We're all here to learn, whether we like it or not, a body can whinge but it's useless and dang irritatin. The other thang Ah learned is, religions are kinda like clubs. It's ok to belong to a club, but when ya get REAL self-righteous an your club is the best and y'all got the best rules and manifesto, y'all are missin the point. An it stinks.
People talk here about the wrongfullness a takin a lil bit here an a lil bit there a either one religion or another. Like it's a sin to eat at the buffet. MAN, I ATE MEATLOAF AN NUTHIN BUT for 1 solid year, an I can tell you there is NUTHIN wrong with buffets.
One a the religions that makes a lot a sense to me is the Ba'hai faith, they believe spiritual teachers have emerged in the different periods a history with the most relevant or understandable messages for that time, in short, reflectin man's spiritual evolution. Actually, they prolly ain't a religion.

Some a the attachments on here, oh my, but So-Sick, the puffed- up self -righteous vicar Justin was just too ridiculous an I don't appreciate folks sayin "the satanic/koranic blah blah" neither.. every newborn child is a child a Satan? Feminism ? HUH? Was that clip from the National Front? Contrary to bein a proof a God, that video had me thinkin God's on a dangerously long vacation. Also so- sick, Ah got me some powerful car angels, too, but I don't belong to your club. Is that ok with you? Most everbody has guardian angels, most folks just don't know it. Ah got ma American Indian one, Great Sky Hawk, an Beatrice, the more quiet one, who used to be a catholic nun. She makes me buy ever statue a the BVM Ah come across before Ah know what the heck Ah'm doin. Got me one cost over 300 quid, too! Ah couldn't believe it when Ah got home, oh well she is a beauty, and gold, too, but jeeze louise... a fool an his money...
Ah was surprised to see a Wiccan here, an even more pleasantly suprised the Christians didn't start choppin up some fire wood. Had some good wiccan old friends when Ah was young, wanted me to be in their coven, but Ah guess Ahm not much of a joiner, more of a hedgewitch, blessed be, Pwcca.
Nother random thang Ah noticed, most a the Christians on here live in America, course not you Bex. Ah said it before, lots a 'cult'ural differences between folks who live in the good ol USA and the folks that don't.
Linda, nuthin wrong with your brain. Wonder why some folks pick on ya, cuz ya don't sound depressed enough?

Thats enough wind outa me, but back to that flu. Ah'm real sad to say, for the past week, Ah been observin REAL SNEAKY chemtrail activity over ma lil fishin beach hometown. Now this here near to breaks ma heart, course Ah'm mad an mean feelin as a dashound mama dog with milk fever tryin ta drag ma sorry bondoonie up a nasty hard gravel road (long winded way a sayin it gets on ma tits, sorry, English expression an iffen it offends ya, the tits Ah'm referrin to are bluetits, i.e. birds, ) But Ah'm gonna try an kick up a big stink cuz that flu Ah had wadn't right, it's got all the earmarks of a chemtrail virus, and it hit the people Ah love. Got me 10 family members been stayin here for the past 4 weeks an not a one escaped. Even ma sister who's a rough tough cream puff horse wrangler in the USof A had tears sloshin down her leathery cheeks, sayin "jus shoot me, please"...

So for me, there ain't no question a ma belief in God, an Ah do think the purpose a our whole existance (over n over) is to evolve, much like life on earth itself, but dang it all, Ah lose ma faith in the humans on a daily basis.

Lookin forward to some nasty comments, but it don't rile me much, Ah only listen to folks with respect for others, Ah got a hard time with Christian suprematism but Ah got respect iffen it works for you. But if it really works, why do y'all gotta trash someone else's beliefs to strengthen your own arguments?
No offense
Blessed be an ever other blessin from all the faces and tongues a God, sometimes Ah like to cut out the middleman.

B.S. Vicar Justin, Ah don't want no reconstituted body on judgement day, Ah'd prefer a fresh one.