I mean... gee whiz... with the exception of my wisdom teeth... every single other tooth I have lost (3 1/2, 1/2 because of an unfinished crown due to plastics/dissimilar metals sensitivity) has been lost not because of my poor oral health (my oral health is top notch) but BECAUSE OF BAD DENTISTRY!

If that isn't a wakeup call I don't know what is.