Pollution though bad has nothing to do with global warming.

Someone in another forum wrote this about climate change(which we know is due to the world government):

["It's nothing to do with a grand cosmic cycle, solar storms and the massive changes going on with earth's magnetic field...

No no. Definitely humans. And I just love the logic behind this big green push.

To sum up:

People of earth(we hate you) - Climate change is your fault. You should feel very, very guilty. You shouldn't have bought all the polluting, needless consumer crap we sold you. You shouldn't be driving around in big inefficient cars that we've brainwashed you into buying. You shouldn't be wasting energy using the pointless household gadgets that we've convinced you are essential for modern living.

And now because of your gross irresponsibility, we will have to tax you loads and sell you our really expensive 'green' solutions that..well..aren't all that environmentally friendly really and won't make a jot of difference...but will ensure that we remain very, very rich and have a surplus amount of dosh to finish building your global prison by 2012.

Ahhh mind control at its best."]


If you refuse to pay global bull****-warming tax, we'll hate you even more, even though that's not possible.

On cold days people can pay a climate cooling tax for those days. When the temperature is not cold or hot people can pay the temperature is medium tax, which accountants say will be around 5% of your income for those earning less than $20000, 9% for those earning more. We will have a special temperature is medium tax form for people to fill in every year, called the PW3445. Disabled users need the PW454. The form for 'the public doesn't like to be bullshitted' is the PW877b part 2, sometimes called PW877fuck****s*it, part 33344. Any further problems see a qualified accountant.

Global war-coming. We think this has a nice ring to it, & it rhymes with taxing, bull***ing, lying, corrupting,vaccinating,renting....

Last edited by cwli; 01/29/08 08:18 PM.