Swain Sneezes , Creates Universe...
By Ray Orrock
People are allways asking me:
" Say , Ray, where did the universe come from anyway ?"
And lately I don't know what to tell them.
Thats because scientists seem to be comeing out with a new
origin of - the- universe theory every week.
For a long time , I relied on the big bang theory,
which holds that everything began with an enormous explosion
and that the universe at it's birth was hotter than an Arabian
car seat.
But recently some physicists have advanced the theory that the
universe was not created in intense heat , but in extreme cold-
specifically , a superdense sea of cold quarks.
That had not occured to me...
One Reason it hadn't occured to me is that I have no idea what a cold
quark is.
Or a hot quark , for that matter.
There weren't any quarks when I went to school
( with the possible exception of a kid named Leon in the seventh grade. )
The smallest things we knew about was molecules ,
which were so small you could hurt your eyes trying to see one.
Just as we'd gotten use to the idea , the physicists came along
and said :
" You think molecules are small ?
Atoms are even smaller !
So are protons and electrons ! "
And a short time later they came running by again,
shouting, " Hold it ! Hold it !
We just found a subatomic particule !"
Now they're down to quarks ,
and I wouldn't be a bit surprised if next Tuesday
they came out with something called a whang or a gurkle.
Maybe the universe did start out cold and then expirence
what they term " a sudden glitch upward in temperature. "
I could understand that.
I've occasionally expirenced a glitch upward in temperture myself--
usually while watching a Sophia Loren movie --
but I wish they would just settle on one theory and stick with it .
Some years ago, in fact,
I came up with my own explanation for the origin of the universe.
I call it the Giant Swain theory..
I think that once there was this huge swan,
floating serenely on an enormous pool of black water.
One day , about 20 bazillion years ago,
the giant swain puts it's bill into the pool to get a drink of water, and - just as it was about to swallow--
sneezed..
Millions of tiny droplets shot up into the heavens,
and when they hit the extreme cold of outer space,
they froze---
to create the stars and the planets and the galaxies that still
twinkle in the night skies.
( Music up and out. )
Isn't that a nice story ?
And I'm happy to tell you that the swain is still floating
around out there in some cosmic pool ,
with cosmic weeping willows and a cosmic moon overhead.
The important point is that the Giant Swain theory is just as good..
In my opinion ,
as the Big Bang theory or whatever else they come out with next week.
Maybe better.
It doesn't have any quarks or glitches,
or any blasts of extreme heat.
It doesn't have any loud noises, either,
which tend to frighten people like me...

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Thats interesting Ray...
Never heard of that one before...
Did it evolve?.

Interesting saying that: a chicken that came from no egg is no less miracules then a chicken that has existed from eternity/C.S.Lewis..
Creationism vs Naturalism: Which side is Science?- Ravi Zacharias
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iJM39VXTzHs

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-JEHOVAH is Creator of all things visible and invisible.

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--(Hebrew,, Yeshua, contr. of yehoshu, (JOSHUA), help of Jehovah YAH, =Jehovah)

Also called Jesus Christ, Jesus of Nazareth; the CHRIST;...

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There is and never has been Evolution. When God breathe the earth and all the Universe into existence, He Created the entire Universe, space, time and matter. Jehovah God created Heaven and Earth and all therein in 6 lateral days, and on the 7th Day, He rested. (See Genesis 1-2:2 "Thus the heavens and the earth were completed in all their vast array." ~~
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Of Course,
Creation is not a theory it's a Biblical fact & this shows that people can be very creative in coming up with their own ideologies & theories their own creativity as well. We all came from something not a Swan of course as this theory is as good as any theory in the way that people can come up with it from there own creative imagination. In trying to disprove we needed a God to get here in any form and in any way and in any style. There are so many books & videos out there on Evolution Vs. Creation to view from a non indoctrinated evolutionary point of view as well as Evolution The Grand Experiment Vol 1 By Dr Carl Werner & Living Fossils Evolution The Grand Experiment Vol 2 hugh books full of pictures and diagrams plus Ken Ham DVD's and other sources from many people that tackle this subject that in God's word they are without excuse makes alot of sense especially for those who do not want to look it up and research on it themselves and except the facts involved. Many former atheists and evolutionists have changed their minds based on the information and resources such as this and many that have been indoctrinated with this kind of teaching at school may also have that choice as well when they see there is truly a choice out there on both sides of the coin. In the matter of the debate on indoctination vs education in truly researching on all of the issues at hand with an open mind. Your so totally right Creation makes so much more sense to many & Creation is a Biblical fact! I agree on that it is.